Eating peanut butter&raisins with my bare hands because I don’t deserve love!
Tall tall building!
Tall tall building who?
I’m just a building. I don’t even have any name. I think I will just sit still.
Poop poop toilet.
Poop poop toilet who?
(CACOPHONOUS GALES OF LAUGHTER)
Napkin Pal who?
*screeching* DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME??? I SAID NAPKIN PAL!!!!
A banana on your head.
A banana on my head who?
Oh, you wouldn’t know my name.
Not many people know that Magnolia babysits horse_ebooks.
Never Stop Practicing.
I have my own version of this page and it’s called “100 haNO. FUCK. GODDAMIT. WHAT IS THAT Q@#$ ASHSUFH I DIDNT EVEN DRW THE RIGHTE NMBR OF FINGES”
The diagrams were made by doctors. A thousand of them.
Last year I made myself stop using the word “crazy” to describe anyone and it was a really good decision. Some words are loaded. You shouldn’t point anything loaded at a person.
What is going on here??
birds is what is going on
WHAT IS ON THAT PHONE
I WAnT LIKE 28 of them
It WOULD be Kesha!!
listen, in a pet store near my house there is a giant boy-parrot who is very mean and tricky. he’ll wait for you to be watching him and then he’ll pick up a toy and intentionally drop it near your fingers, hoping that you’ll slip them through the bars of his cage (to HELP him, the jerk) and he’ll bite you.
this was explained to me and my kids a couple of weeks ago, as we stood around his 8ft cage, by a girl who worked at the pet store. she told us that he does two tricks: he sometimes meows when he is in a good mood and he almost ALWAYS dances when kesha plays.
kesha speaks bird. what is she telling them?
Gonna write so much Princess Deadpool fic
This is Princess Dead Pool. My 3 year old told me EXACTLY how she wanted the costume to look and walked me through the entire thing, bossing me around. It was so much fun.
My advice is this: Find the women. Surround yourself with women, read women, and meet up in person with women. Beauty myths will go BOOM! And suddenly, you’ll look to them for not just advice but ways of seeing and beauty, too, will shift.